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Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
05/16/2019 at 08:46 • Filed to: None

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This is just fantastic.

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I received not one, but TWO of these notices in the mail yesterday.

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Some pervert, guilty of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, has moved into my neighborhood. Our neighborhood is full of kids. The other fellow moved into the adjacent neighborhood, but we are close enough to warrant notification.

I was hoping to get our new pervert kicked out because the neighborhood is close to a school, but the proximity law only applies when the victim was under the age of thirteen. So now we know that the child molester went after a child who was 13 to 16 years old. Seventeen is the age of consent in Louisiana.

The law doesn’t apply to the other pervert because he is living far enough away from the school to be compliant. This fellow is a b igger problem because his victim was under the age of thirteen. Now we really do have to watch out for free candy vans.

My kids are old enough to avoid being a victim, but I worry about the other kids in the neighborhood, especially the younger ones.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 08:50

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 08:52

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you’re lucky you get notifications

we don’t


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 09:17

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 09:20

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they might not be that bad, be friendly

invite them to your new closet

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tell them how the new neighborhood works, you w atch your step, or you, know, you might fall of a bridge or infront of a bullet or something. shit happens, you k now?


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 09:20

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Sometimes you have to read deeper than the labels...just to get a better understanding of the ingredients. You may find a path to less stress this way...


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 09:22

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Yikes. I’m a firm believer that anyone can change for the better, so hopefully they’re both model citizens  now. Of course, no matter what they’ve done since then, it’s still really unsettling to have them nearby.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 09:24

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If that van was in Alabama, it could read “Free Babies”

Time for an edit.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/16/2019 at 09:27

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Ouch. That sucks.


Kinja'd!!! GLiddy > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 09:51

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I truly don’t see the point.  These are the sex offenders that were so bad at it that they got caught.  The ones who are really good at it can live anywhere.  Our sheriff used to have a regular segment on the news highlighting sex offenders that haven’t properly registered or whatever.  He lost his last election and now all that has stopped.  Frankly, I’d prefer notification of all felons living around me.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
05/16/2019 at 09:56

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Read deeper than the labels. Ok. Let’s do some digging.

The pervert on my street was a police officer who solicited sex from a minor   while he was on duty. He coordinated the pickup over social media. He was having sex with her in his unmarked patrol vehicle when he heard the call over the radio about a child missing from the same area where he picked her up.

He knowingly broke several laws, unknowingly broke several more because he didn’t know she was a minor, all while being charged with enforcing the law.

There isn’t as much information available about the other guy. He was convicted of touching, but not having sex with, a juvenile from 13 to 16 years old. The dude is in his fifties.

Now I’m even more stressed out than before.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Rainbow
05/16/2019 at 09:59

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I understand that perspective, but one was a cop, the other is in his fifties. One really, really should have known better and the other is probably too old to change. The cop solicited sex while on duty. Given the statistics, the other probably molested someone in his family.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > GLiddy
05/16/2019 at 10:01

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I’d like to know where the felons are too.

The point is that we, as parents, now have to be extra vigilant because he’s living just a few doors down the street.  


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 10:06

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Well rats. 


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/16/2019 at 10:10

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Yeah, neither do people in Canada.  Sometimes the RCMP will mention it on the news, but rarely


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 17:17

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ever look up the register online? There are likely more than you think nearby. In the end though, the cool neighbor could be a pederass too...just hasn’t been caught yet. Can’t let things you can’t control take up any space in your head, just make sure you and yours are educated and aware.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 18:24

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The first bloke is probably just not a very nice person but definitely an idiot. My read of your research is that he was not actively or specifically seeking children...he ws just after someone to have sex with.

The second one is the one that’d be of more concern unless the bloke has been fully chastened by his experience to date.

I wouldn't stress too much about it.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/16/2019 at 22:20

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I thought most of the felons were in Washington D.C.  Or was it Wall Street?